Eulogy…that’s such a funny sounding word. Merriam-Webster says it comes from the Greek and means literally “good speech” and it is a “speech or piece of writing that praises someone highly, typically someone who has just died.” So that would be my dad. My dad died Friday, August 4th at 10:25 pm. It’s interesting that 10/25 was also his birthday. I’m not sure it means anything but it’s interesting.

My dad died. He died. I keep using that word, died, because the words we usually use, “passed away,” “gone,” “lost,” seem to understate what happened. Although I have to say, I used “gone” when I told my mom. Dads gone. That’s all that needed to be said. We use those other words as a way to somehow soften the impact of death or serpentine around reality. Now I’m a serpentiner (I feel certain that’s a word) for sure. I try to be gentle with people when I’m sharing difficult information.

My sister, my wife, and I had a meeting with my dad’s hospice nurse a few weeks ago. After we finished talking the nurse suggested that we tell my dad what we had been talking about, even though we were right next to his bed. He’d always close his eyes when we were talking as if that made him invisible. So, I started telling him that we were talking about how we needed more help caring for him and that things were progressing so nurses would be coming every day and…I don’t know what else. I was stumbling around. I stopped talking and my dad’s nurse looked at him and said, “You’re coming to the end of your life. It won’t be much longer now.” Or there’s that. Sometimes direct is better…shorter for sure. There is no good way to tell someone they’re about to die. It was hard to discuss my dad’s death with him. I felt like I would offend him by thinking he was going to die. As if dying was a sign of weakness.

I feel as though I am still in shock, or maybe denial, and that my dad’s death hasn’t really sunk in for me yet. That seems weird since I was with him when he died…can’t be much more real than that. Now my dad wanted no funeral or memorial service. He wanted to be cremated and then he said he didn’t care what we did with the ashes, we could just throw them away. I told him that I would follow his wishes but that I was going to spread his ashes in the ocean. I would never just throw his ashes away. I could make some inappropriate jokes now, and my dad would laugh his ass off, but I won’t.

So then does he need a eulogy? No service so no need for a speech, right? I don’t know. Writing always helps me and my eulogy to my dad could help me face life without him now…at least that’s what I think.

Now in a eulogy, the giver of the eulogy, usually talks about the person who died, but instead of talking about my dad, I’d rather talk to him. So, instead of a eulogy, I’m writing my last letter to my dad.

Dad,

I can’t believe you’re gone. The apartment seems empty without you. I still expect to sit in the family room with you and watch old movies. I kept a list of the movies we watched and ones I still wanted to watch with you. When I’m in bed, I swear I still hear you breathing in the next room. When I wake up during the night, I have to stop myself from going to check on you. For the last couple weeks, I was always checking to see if you were breathing. I knew at some point you wouldn’t be but I’m still not sure I was ready. Maybe I was as ready as I could be. Thinking about death is a lot different than experiencing it.

You were the person I went to when I needed help. You seemed to handle any news in stride. Remember when I hurt my knee and needed surgery? I called you from college to tell you. Now I told you and I expected you to tell mom. That’s how this was supposed to work. I wanted you to tell her because she did not take news as calmly as you. My system failed because although I expected you to tell mom…sometimes you did and sometimes not so much. This time fell under the “not so much” category and boy did the shit hit the fan then…holy hell. I’m smiling at the memory now, but I sure wasn’t then.

It’s funny now to think that I went to you for help or with difficult information because I was always afraid of you growing up. In my memory you were usually pretty laid back and easy going but when you got mad watch out. You got MAD! Scary mad. Remember when you ripped a post out of the desk in our kitchen in Wisconsin? You were so tall and had such a big voice. It was intimidating. You were intimidating. As you were dying your voice became really soft and for the last week or so you couldn’t talk at all. It took too much energy, or maybe you had said everything you wanted to say. The last words I heard you say were “toast and coffee,” which you said every night when you went to bed. Only we can’t meet in the morning for toast and coffee anymore.

I think you wanted us to be afraid of you. The old school thinking of “if you’re afraid of me then you respect me.” Now pardon me but you know I have to tell you that’s total bullshit. I didn’t respect you when you scared me, I avoided you. I got mad at you, and I held on to that anger for a long time. It’s hard to share yourself or be vulnerable with someone you’re afraid of or angry at. You told Gayle, (my wife), that you had Kathy (my sister) and I bring you the brush or belt when you were going to spank us to “humiliate” us. She was pretty shocked by that, and I was too. It worked. I was humiliated and unfortunately that created an almost insurmountable distance between us. I say almost because I think we managed to bridge the gap, especially this past year in Florida.

You would never say you were sorry for anything. You’d say that stupid ass line from the movie “Love Story,” like it was ideal advice. “Love means you never have to say you’re sorry.” What kind of bullshit was that? I think there are a lot of things and relationships that would have been easier if you had never seen that movie. Even though you softened as you got older, I don’t remember you ever apologizing. A couple weeks before you died you wanted to watch “Brian’s Song” with Gayle an I. You said we could watch together and cry together. And we did.

As we’ve moved through this past year, mom’s dementia got worse. She has horrible mood swings. It was hard to listen to all her angry words and accusations. Sometimes I think she says stuff that she knows will hurt me, like something about our relationship. I think she was jealous of our relationship. She told me that you always called me the “bad seed.” I wish I had asked you if that was true, but I thought there’d be no good answer, so I didn’t. I guess I didn’t really want to know. That would be soul crushing if you did. Who wants their soul crushed? I don’t think we would have gotten along as well as we did if you thought that of me. 

I remember growing up that if mom was mad at you, she was automatically mad at me too, even if I had no idea what was going on. I think she assumed I’d take your side. Maybe that was true. I don’t really know. I think that’s part of the reason I’ve had a hard relationship with her. She was unpredictable and I was always trying to figure out what I did wrong. Usually, I couldn’t come up with anything and I believe that’s because I didn’t do anything. You know I’m still trying to figure her out. Even as an adult if she was mad at you, she was mad at me. Made for some tense times here in Florida. We were frequently in the doghouse on the island of “what the fuck did we do now?” It’s very stormy on that island…the weather changes very quickly.

I think your sense of humor was my favorite thing about you. I will always remember how much you loved to tell jokes. You told them all the time. I was going through your wallet the other day and found the notes you had made to remember all the jokes you wanted to tell. I even recognized a couple of them. You seemed the happiest when you were telling a joke and getting lots of laughs. And you made yourself laugh too. I loved listening to you and Amy (my daughter) tell jokes to each other. You two cracked each other up. There was nothing better than listening to the two of you laughing uncontrollably. It made me laugh too. I think that’s how you liked things, lighthearted and lots of laughter.

I think I get my sense of humor from you. I think Kathy does too. We’re funny people. Seriously…funny. I used to love to make you and mom laugh. Remember when I used to pretend I was a balloon? This all happened in your bedroom when you were trying to get Kathy and I to leave and go to bed. We were teenagers then. There was a comedian on tv, at the time, that did this act and I loved it. I’d put my thumb in my mouth to blow myself up. Then I’d float around the room gently bumping into things that changed my direction. The main thing was I couldn’t get out the door. When I tried, I just bounced off and floated around the room. I remember laughing really hard at that. That and Kathy and I singing “Sisters” from “White Christmas” or “Let’s Just Kiss and Say Goodbye” by The Manhattans. Sometimes it was easier to make you laugh than mom. She did not always appreciate how hysterical we are…or were. I think we’ll still be funny…or I’ll still be funny, in the future. Although I don’t know, you might be telling jokes right now wherever you are.

Mom always says that you didn’t know how to love because you were raised in a house without love. I’m not sure if that’s accurate or not. Your parents died right before I turned 8 so I have limited memories of them and their relationship. I think mom was raised in the same kind of environment. She says all the time that grandma hated her and only loved her brother. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but it’s certainly true to her. Maybe that’s why you found each other; you were trying to heal the same wounds. Although you can’t give someone what you don’t have, and I’m not sure how much either of you had to give.

You were never big on displays of affection. An “I love you dad” received the anticipated response of “back at ya.” It’s funny now. I’m not sure about growing up. I frequently felt like you were disappointed in me, not for anything specific, just me in general. That’s sad to me. I heard you talking to Michael (my nephew) on the phone one night this past year. You were talking about his new job and when you hung up you told him you loved him. I asked you why he got the “I love you” and not “back at ya.” You said because he earned it with the new job. That also makes me sad. I’m guessing you learned that from your parents, probably your dad. Maybe that’s why I felt you were disappointed because I was never earning the I love you. 

As you were getting closer to your death, I think you’d forget, and an “I love you too” would slip out in response to being told you were loved. It was like a game wondering what your response would be. When mom fell, shortly after we moved here, and I took her to urgent care because I was worried about the lump on her head, she ended up going to the hospital by ambulance. When I called to tell you, you told me you loved me. You said it like it was a prize on a game show. You told me I did good getting her medical help and you said, “So here, I love you.” I earned it.

Mom has told me that if you guys hadn’t moved to Florida you’d still be here. I don’t think that’s true. You told me if you hadn’t come to Florida one of you would have been dead. I don’t know. What I do know is that I’m glad you came to Florida with us. I really treasure this past year with you both. I’ve reached a point in my life where my focus has become not having any regrets..any regrets about my relationship with you or my relationship with mom. And I don’t have any, especially with you. I got to spend a year with you living in the same home. I really enjoyed living with you, as long as we stayed far, far away from politics. Right!? I got to take care of you. Hopefully you could feel my love for you in all of those moments. I was happy to take care of you. Happy to be here for you, because you have been here for me, especially this past year. I know you’ve tried to intervene with mom when she’s being mean to me. And you paid an emotional price for defending me. I appreciated it more than you know. And you would ask me if I was okay and try to make sure I wasn’t taking what she said personally, but that was hard. It felt, and still feels, very personal. You understood that. 

One day when mom was yelling at you, you said, “Do you ever wonder how I feel?” I think that may be the only time I ever heard you use the word “feel” especially in reference to yourself. It’s sad to me to think of that and how much emotional pain you were in. I asked you, respectfully, one day if you ever thought about leaving mom over all these years. And you said no, and I especially remember this part…when I asked you why not you said, “because she always comes back.” You saw something at the core of her that you loved regardless of how she was treating you in a specific moment. Some core that always reappeared. That you always loved. I guess you did know how to love. It’s hard to recognize if you haven’t had it.

I was thinking about you telling me how you had changed my diapers as a baby and now I was changing yours and how you felt that was wrong. I wish I would have said the first thing that popped into my head at the time which was, “You never changed my diaper. That’s some bullshit dad.” We would have gotten a good laugh out of that, especially because I would have used the word shit.

Now dad, let’s be real…you gave me many things that are invaluable to me…my sense of humor is one of the best. My love of school and learning, always expanding my mind. To be true to my word and do the things I say I’ll do. To live without regrets, although I think you and I each take a different path to get to that point. I’m stubborn. One day mom told me I was stubborn, and I said, “how could I not be? I was born to stubborn and stubborner.” It’s in my blood. I’m a glass half full person just like you. You seemed to find the positive in situations and that was your focus.

Now some of what you gave me may have been unintentional, such as, my ability to apologize, especially to my children. The fact that I feel compelled to apologize when I have hurt someone. And I say “I love you” pretty freely. I always want people to know how much I care about them. I would never try to humiliate anyone. I care about other people’s thoughts, feelings, and opinions, including children. Children have feelings and they need to be heard. I learned to push my feelings down and appease people, so that they feel okay…regardless of how I feel or felt. I guess you seemed sort of impenetrable when I was young. I’m not sure it occurred to me that you had feelings…except anger and laughter…laughter isn’t a feeling, so maybe happiness, I’m not sure.

One of my favorite quotes is, “We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” Buddha said that. In my experience that’s really true. I think you’d agree. I think I took things more personally when I was young than I do now. I can see now that a lot of things people say or do are about them not me. Even if they say it’s my fault. Just because someone says something doesn’t make it true. Even if that someone is your parent. I cannot be responsible for everyone’s feelings. I have enough trouble with my own. Maybe you know that. 

Ultimately, I knew you loved me. I knew without the words, but the words were nice too. I loved spending the last year with you, and I know you know I love you. I hope mom knows too. There’s still time for me to work on that and I’m afraid it will take a lot of work. But I know that in the end, all that matters is how we love people. I miss you dad.